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8 baffling bits of band merchandise absolutely no one asked for

Sex Pistols credit card, anyone?

THERE IS LITERALLY no end to the amount of music-related tat you can buy.

Every music lover will admit to picking up a t shirt here, a poster there – but no one asked for any of this. No one.

1. The new Sex Pistols credit card

A real thing as of today, thanks to Virgin Money. Anarchy in the UK, indeed.

2. Joy Division oven gloves

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In fairness, these are unofficial and a reference to the song of the same name, but still – grim.

3. AC/DC oven glove

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Entirely official. INTOLERABLY grim.

4. Official Taylor Swift apron and oven gloves

10 Tswift Source: Taylor Swift Store

Oh COME ON.

5. Justin Bieber shower curtain.

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Get in the bin, Bieber.

6. JLS branded condoms

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In 2010 the X Factor boybandbrought out a line of condoms with Durex to promote safe sex.

Considering that JLS is no more, these may actually be a collector’s item. Snap them up while you can.

7. Miley Cyrus’ 24 carat gold rolling papers

Only $25 a pop for those of you who enjoy a luxury spliff.

8. And the Slayer Christmas jumper

Actually, we want this.

slayer-sweater Source: Slayer

Wear it while supping on your Slayer Cab Sav, aptly named Reign In Blood.

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